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Nickname given to a boy with 'gozzy' eyes. In the first year of senior school his eyes were great, man, no problem. Then one eye went West, meaning that whilst one was looking directly at you the other was pointing towards Prestatyn or somewhere. This earnt him the nickname 'Home And Away'.

Then his other eye went weird too.
approved Jan 20 2006, submitted Jan 20 2006 by Mike Roberts
Yelled by a victim immediately after a strike to the testicles.
However, it takes the balls four seconds to switch from spunk and fuck mode to Christ, that hurts mode. So genuine testicle pain begins some time after the strike, leaving the poor man precious seconds of hope before the nausea, agony and red piss starts.
So, why the immediate awwwww!? Two possible reasons its either a desolate wail of the man who foresees his immediate future, and sees that it is bad. Or, theyre filthy eunuchs whove never known the true agony of the thwacked nut.
Girls! Think you have an equivalent pain to the white thud of the smashed bollock? Speaking on behalf of the boys, I dont think so. Convince me otherwise for a prize!
approved Apr 28 2003, submitted Mar 26 2003 by anonymous user, Jon Blyth
Ok, I know a lad being kicked in the gonads can be really painful... but girls go through so much more then that, I mean if we get kicked there it hurts so much more. Plus causes unfixable damage... don't even get me started on childbirth! (having proved her point, walks off into the sunset).

A counterpoint from a female reader, there. I think the only way were going to get to the bottom of this one is by having a hermaphrodite write in and let us know which set of genitals hurts more when twanged. WE MUST KNOW!
approved Aug 19 2003, submitted Jul 20 2003 by Purplething eh...
Utter rubbish. Ask any guy here to choose between getting his nuts dented and losing an arm, and I guarantee that we will all be asking people to open our crisps for us for evermore. Women volunteer for childbirth. Pop your ovaries on a anvil and I'll stamp on 'em, and you will STILL have no concept of how much it hurts to cop one in the sack.
approved Oct 3 2003, submitted Sep 25 2003 by Lee Colclough
Our new resident hermaphrodite, Lee Colclough! Give him/her a round of applause!
approved Oct 10 2003, submitted Oct 3 2003 by Susan Tobacco
My girlfriend, who is both a woman and a medical student, has informed me that it is a documented medical fact that an ovary can, in theory, be as sensitive as a testicle when squeezed.
However she has also informed me that the only way in which an ovary can be directly squeezed in such a way is during a thorough rectal exam. In other words it's necessary that the squeezer has one or a number of fingers very far up the arse of the woman.
However, I am sure enough that my girlfriend's spirit of scientific enquiry would stop well before allowing me to test this theory that I'm not going to risk asking.
approved Oct 31 2003, submitted Oct 6 2003 by Jimbob N
Song that reached the height of popularity during the Satanic Verses saga, sung to the tune of "London Bridge is falling down":
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Sal-man RUSH-DIE!
approved Nov 25 2003, submitted Oct 28 2003 by Chud Bud
Alternative form of tennis developed following the tragic death of Formula 1 deity Ayrton Senna. Like regular doubles, except once you started motion in any direction, you couldn't stop or reduce speed until you made contact with the nearest solid object. After injuries piled up, was rejected in favour of Thalidotennis.
approved Jul 10 2003, submitted Jul 10 2003 by Sarcaustic