The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Callahan
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A further refinement of this was to slip your hands throught the crooks of a smaller child's arms whilst he was pissing, lift him up and spin him around, thus drenching all other kids in the immediate vicinity. Minutes of fun!
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Callahan
The practise of gobbing, flobbing, or grollying, on to the inside of the roof of the bikesheds, to see who could get the longest "hanger". The length of time it remained suspended meant extra kudos. A kid called Terry Nugent was the undisputed champion, because his invariably contained blood. Which is probably why you don't see Player's No. 10 much anymore...
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Callahan
1) shit in sink
2) fill sink with bottles of Quink
3) send unimportant child to inform caretaker that someone's filled the sink with ink
4) assume casual-looking stance by urinals along with mates
5) attempt not to giggle
6) caretaker arrives, and attempts to unplug sink WITHOUT GLOVES
7) bingo - blue poo!
8) oh yeah, run.
approved Dec 3 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Callahan