The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
hugo zaffrin
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After being told by a prefect to produce an essay for walking up the 'down' stairs, I spent an entire day and night carefully writing two pages of A4 in mirror writing. I believe there is a copy pinned to the staffroom noticeboard to this day.
approved Feb 19 2006, submitted Oct 31 2005 by hugo zaffrin
A simple variant on the classic humming game, that requires no self-control. Start a slow crescendo of humming, imitative of high performance motor vehicles, is performed by each member of the class whilst all is quiet. The race is approaching.
Once the teacher becomes aware of engine noises, students are free to roar with gay abandon, mimicking whichever vehicle they damn well please.
approved Oct 2 2003, submitted Jul 7 2003 by hugo zaffrin