The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Mr Coxy
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An enormous deposit left in the boys loo, no doubt by one of the builders working at the school at the time. Upon discovery every boy in the class would ask to go to the toilet in turn and return with a huge grin on their face. The teacher, on wondering what was so interesting in the boys loos went to investigate and was lumbered with the job of trying to flush the offending item.
approved Jul 23 2003, submitted Jul 14 2003 by Mr Coxy
From a deepening appreciation of the niceties and textures of extremely pungent farts, you may declare a vintage. The earlier the year, the smellier and more complex the fart.
As in "Ewwwwww, Iain's done a vintage 1986".
approved Jul 21 2003, submitted Jul 8 2003 by Mr Coxy