The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Josh G
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Never convincingly covered up with overtures of an embarrassed "I was only kidding, Jesus" or, even worse, "I only said it to see if anyone else would say yes..."
No you weren't, you ate your wank and everyone now knows it.
approved Jan 19 2004, submitted Jan 2 2004 by Josh G
Down at fraggle rock, grab a fraggle by its cock,
Twirl it in the air, by its pubic hair,
Chuck it on the grass, ram a chainsaw up its ass,
Turn the power on, now the fraggles gone.
approved Oct 14 2003, submitted Jul 10 2003 by Josh G