The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Jim Gibson
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A kid, a couple of years our junior, who used to make the beeping noise of a train door opening, thinking it made him popular. A large group would gather round him and chant 'Make the train noise' repeatedly until he began beeping, then a hushed silence would descend until he had finished. It would then go one of two ways - we would make him do it again or we would disperse whispering 'that kid's a right wierdo'. It was all very surreal.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Jim Gibson
pal
Personal Arse Licker. Never say that you are someone's pal; "best pal" is a bit better, because it implies that there is some competition for the job, and at least that means you're a good arse licker.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Jim Gibson