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Similarly, "A Terribly Strange Bed" by Wilkie Collins, which we read sometime in Year 9, contains the unforgettable line;

"he solemnly ejaculated 'coffee!'"

We spent some time wondering why the speaker was so solemn about his super human caffeine ejaculatory abilities. Experiments with the consumption of raw coffee in an attempt to duplicate this feat failed, but we did manage to stay up and watch Prisoner Cell Block H.
approved Aug 5 2003, submitted Aug 3 2003 by Jimmy Disco
Just in case you were really interested, the actual name for the d100 is the Zocchihedron. Have a look at this:
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Jimmy Disco