The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Heidi Crabtree
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An idiot named Dave Smith donned a Halloween mask and actually tried to rob a local store. The cashier (also from our school) recognized his voice and said, "Dave? Is that you?" Dave replied, "No it's not me! Give me your money!" He was, of course, arrested, and to this day, whenever someone in the group hears the phrase "What's the holdup?" we shout "Dave Smith!!"
approved Sep 17 2003, submitted Aug 21 2003 by Heidi Crabtree
Anyone remember "In The Night Kitchen" by Maurice Sendak? It uses drawings of a naked boy, and in one picture he's standing on a giant milk bottle shouting "Cock A Doodle Doo!" with his own doodle doo sticking out. Always made us hysterical.
approved Sep 23 2003, submitted Aug 21 2003 by Heidi Crabtree