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Jonathan Evenet has a plastic testicle. As a result he always smells of wee a bit.
approved Dec 4 2005, submitted Dec 2 2005 by Name Withheld
A green felt tip pen can be gainfully employed to change the logo on a Starbucks Coffee cup to read 'Fuck off'.

That'll show 'em.

approved Jul 2 2005, submitted Jun 30 2005 by Name Withheld
My foster sister had downs syndrome, and being typically affectionate, loved the cat very, very much. So much so, that one day she gave it a gleeful squeeze and it's bot popped out. Don't worry, ladies, the cat lived for many years; just with a very long anus.
approved Apr 11 2005, submitted Mar 2 2004 by Name Withheld