The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Matt Muir
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Scrawled into the desk at which I sat my Italian GCSE, worn and faded with time but still legible, was the legend 'Gary Lineker makes my tits erect'. I have never been able to fully appreciate why this might have been.
approved Sep 22 2003, submitted Sep 19 2003 by Matt Muir