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It is a mistake, when a fat teacher, to dress as a cow for Halloween.
approved Oct 1 2003, submitted Sep 25 2003 by Name Withheld
Nigger was changed to tiger in a more sensitive age, despite the fact that if you grabbed a tiger's toe, it would probably cut your finger off with its claw.
approved Oct 17 2003, submitted Sep 25 2003 by Name Withheld
Magic: The Gathering. No one would understand the rules for a couple of years, but the pictures were pretty and the 'flavour text' was often funny. Mostly, people would make their own cards up out of paper, usually something like Overlord Jeff that would destroy the other player instantly. Unless they had a piece of paper with Archdeacon Barney Rubble of the Yard written on it, which easily beat Overlord Jeff.
approved Oct 2 2003, submitted Sep 25 2003 by Name Withheld, Jon Blyth
There was a guy where I grew up called the Chicken Man, but this was because he actually had a chicken. He'd cycle around town with a cage above his rear wheel, containing a live chicken. We always assumed it was the same well-loved chicken that he was taking for a ride, although in retrospect he could have been ferrying a neverending procession of chickens to his special chicken murdering spot.
approved Oct 2 2003, submitted Sep 25 2003 by Name Withheld
Ah yes. I've heard this one, and I'm across the bloody ocean. I think it meant that one dad buggered the other, and the other buggered the wall, which then became pregnant. Variations included two dads, a water buffalo, and a hole in the wall. The hole was also replaceable with an electric socket.
approved Oct 3 2003, submitted Sep 24 2003 by Name Withheld