The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Dom Colbeck
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Advice given to pupils complaining about sun in their eyes, by English teacher Mr Roddy Thompson. Half-plausible until you realise that 1) eagles don't stare at the sun and 2) you'd go blind.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Dom Colbeck