The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Louis Theroux
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Someone holds up their two forefingers in an X shape and says "Break the cross"; if you separate them, as instructed, they announce: "You killed Jesus!"
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Louis Theroux
Ask the askee; "Do you collect stamps?" -- If yes, you get stamped on the foot. A more sophisticated variant is to ask the question: "Do you want a Shakespeare Stamp?" And when the victim says yes, shake him, "spear" him in the chest, and stamp on his feet.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Louis Theroux