The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Chris Coman
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A name for us, the cool kids, whose coolright it was to occupy the back seats of any bus. This right was defended with violence and intimidation, when necessary.
It is only with hindsight that I realise that it sounds more than a little gay.
approved Nov 24 2003, submitted Nov 10 2003 by Chris Coman
Also goes by the similar name of Barleys, like this -
"But I was barleys!"
"No you weren't, there's no barleys!"
"But I was barleys!"
"But you can't have been, there's no barleys"
"I was so barleys..."
After which the child claiming barleys will be allowed them (if he is hard), or beaten up.
approved Dec 12 2003, submitted Nov 10 2003 by Chris Coman
I know quite a few fit Waynes, but you're right about the Glenns. Every Glenn I know is short, fat, and wears glasses and roleplays.

For a moment, reading your submission, I thought "Roleplays" were a kind of shoe. Maybe they should be.
approved Jan 6 2004, submitted Nov 9 2003 by Chris Coman