The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
ross franklin
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The Lord of the Raggers attended our school. His name was Colin, and his father owned a Spar-type convenience store.
Colin would steal entire boxes of Mars Bars from his father's store, and dole them out to popular kids, who would suffer his awfulness for as long is it took to grab a handful of chocolate and run away.
Quick sums :
Price of chocolate bar : 20p
Number of chocolate bars in box : 48
Time taken to distribute all bars : 2 minutes
Cost of Ragger-Popularity : 288 per hour
approved Oct 6 2004, submitted Dec 9 2003 by ross franklin