The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
andy dunn
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My cousin played the innkeeper in his school nativity, and was disappointed to receive relatively few lines. So he improvised. On being asked whether there was any room at the inn, he declared it to be virtually empty, and went on to extol the virtues of his accommodation, including room tariffs.
approved Dec 29 2003, submitted Dec 9 2003 by andy dunn