The Law of the Playground
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A : Does anyone else get an erection when taking a massive shit?
B thru H, in unison : No.
A : ...me neither.
[pause]
A : Just checking.
[pause]
A : Just making sure no-one got the horn when they did massive shits.
[pause]
A : [laughs] Sickos!

approved Nov 11 2004, submitted Oct 28 2004 by Random Fried
The proud logo at the top of the Jesus In Me noticeboard.

Funny because Jesus never ejaculated when he was alive, and definitely doesn't ejaculate now he's inside you. He pulls out at the last minute, and a little cloud of holy steam fires out with a toot toot.
approved Jul 9 2004, submitted Mar 3 2004 by Random Fried