The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Kathryn Weber
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In a different version, you stopped after the "shake the little man's hand" part, looking in shock as we exclaimed "That wasn't the man's HAND!"
This version is less likely to fail thanks to your friend's reluctance to close his eyes in the middle of what is clearly a piss-take.
approved Mar 27 2004, submitted Jan 22 2004 by Kathryn Weber