The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Nick Platt
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A finger and fuck,
Is just enough
To give a girl a treat.

Obviously.
approved Aug 18 2005, submitted Aug 17 2005 by Nick Platt
"Ta ra ra bum di ay
I wet my pants today
What will my mother say?
Ta ra ra bum di ay"

She'd probably say "put them in the washing machine you disgusting little pikey". Or simply sigh and look a bit sad while inwardly worrying about her child's lack of bladder control.
approved Apr 15 2005, submitted Feb 15 2004 by Nick Platt