The Law of the Playground
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Neil Durston and Dafydd Griffith?s version of the 1977 George Lucas epic.
Fluke DogBuggerer and Jedi master-a-bator Obese Wanki-nob, ably assisted by their robot VD-69, seek rescue Princess Labia-Orgasm from the Death Star and the clutches of evil Shaft Vader and his heinous bum troopers. Fluke enlists the help of Sham Homo and Pubaca the Wanky and their space ship the Millennium Fuck Bucket to get to the Death Star.
The saga approached its climax upon the arrival of our heroes in the Deathstar when they gained entry hidden in six giant penises. I am not certain what happened after that.
approved Jun 21 2004, submitted May 7 2004 by Ronnie Spangle
A mid-Wales term insult that had three simultaneous meanings. It meant, predictably enough, that you were gay, lesbian, hermaphrodite, or all three.
The porn-star possibilities that being a gay lesbian hermaphrodite would open up to you are cock-, tits-, ass- and mind-blowing.
approved Sep 29 2004, submitted May 7 2004 by Ronnie Spangle