The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Tom Phillips
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James Reed would put his hand on the table and produce half a wasp, stuck to his index finger. When asked how it got there, he would say that he swallowed it, and it magically appeared in his finger. He also fancied my sister, the sick bastard.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Tom Phillips