The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Craig Scarratt
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Bizarre game. Simple to do, tough to explain. Person A makes statement. You say 'You what?' They repeat statement, and you just double it. An example; A : I'm just going for a shit. B : You what? A : I'm just going for a shit. B : WHAT!? You're going for TWO shits!? You could get out of it by saying 'Just the once' before you spoke. Lasted ages.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Craig Scarratt
What may seem like a rubbish insult got me in a lot of trouble, because Sandra was a Jehova's Witness, as was the teacher in that class. Why they should be so sensitive about smelling like squirrels is beyond me; unless they, you know... bum them.
approved Dec 10 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Craig Scarratt
A : Guess what? B : What? A : Good guess. Priceless.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Craig Scarratt
If Dunnies (see Green Flash) are the Aldi of trainers, Gola are the Lidl. Slightly better, simply because they sell cheap red bull with "nearly Taurine" chemical "Taurin" in it. Other than that, unacceptable. Trainers.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Craig Scarratt, Jon Blyth
The white ones with the green bits. A sure sign of poverty.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Craig Scarratt