The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Anna
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"A moins que" was also a good way of letting stupid people announce to the class that they were wankers.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Anna
Walking cautiously home from school behind some big fat year nines, I overheard one say to the other, "You're a cuntstack!". I gaped, wide-eyed, thinking I had stumbled across an ingenious new insult with hilarious origins. I later found out the bloke was called Kevin Stack, and his mate was therefore merely calling him a cunt, but this didn't stop me using 'cuntstack' at every possible opportunity.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Anna