The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Leo Farthing
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Method of twisting the balls of other male children in order to speed their submission. Agreed best practice was to shout "two-ball-screwball" during the twist.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Leo Farthing
Posh and less patriotic version of British Bulldog. One person started as the "catcher" and everyone else had to get from one side of playing area to the other. To catch someone you had not only to dob/tag/touch them, but to pin their shoulders to the ground by all means necessary for 3 seconds, thus increasing the potential for face-to-face spittle flecked mania from the more frustrated.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Leo Farthing