The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Squiffy Johnson
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In our school the winner of this game was held in such high regard that it was acceptable to try to convince the teacher that you had piles. Possibly because we didn't really know what piles were - but hey, that wouldn't stop you being beaten up on any other occasion.
approved Apr 15 2005, submitted Jan 11 2005 by Squiffy Johnson