The Law of the Playground
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Two people take turns twatting each other's hands with the spine of a book. Loser must then present the English teacher with a copy of the heavily blood-stained GCSE text used. Origin of 'Russian' in game title unknown.
approved Dec 3 2005, submitted May 4 2005 by aiden clarkson
A saucier variation of "sack attack" was the game of "Bollock". The point of "bollock" was to get as close to possible to your prey, with the jackpot awarded to those who get their bollock to rest on someone's leg.
A "bollock reversal" was terrible but fair, and involved the twisting of an exposed testis. A hit and run approach is advised.
approved Oct 3 2005, submitted Apr 26 2005 by aiden clarkson