The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Dorian E.
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The twelve minute run : A peculiar form of pointlessness, inflicted by PE teachers. At least once a year, we were made to run round and round the PE hall for twelve minutes. How many times each person got round was recorded, for no very apparent reason. having been worst in my class several times in a row, the PE teacher asked me concernedly if I smoked. I didn't, I was just very bad at running.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Dorian E.