The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
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Wayne was entirely sober on our school trip to France, being only 10 years old. However, that didn't stop him from laying an enormous log in the bidet, which was removed the next day by an enraged Mr Strudwick.
approved Jan 28 2006, submitted Jan 27 2006 by Sweden Sour
Pupils from a nice school were banned from socialising with us when we performed this version of that song on the watersports trip:
Yellow turd, way down in the lavatory.
Yello turd, you sit there and smile at me.
You're so short and fat
You look like a rounders bat
I know why you float
You've got a furry coat
You're much uglier than me.
approved Nov 19 2005, submitted Nov 15 2005 by Sweden Sour