The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
David Ring
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King Lear shares a cathartic aside with Goneril, when he confesses;
Life and death! I am ashamed
That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus;
That these hot tears, which break from me perforce...

Goneril's reply in the first draft was;
"Whatevs, King Queer. Twas only a hand job, and not like you got your dick dirty nor nothin'. FORSOOTH!"
approved Aug 8 2005, submitted Aug 2 2005 by David Ring
Our attractive French assistante, Sandrine was frequently asked to talk in English about how much she loved 'the beach'.
But she got off lightly compared to Miguel, the Spanish assistant, who, incredibly, was twice duped into asking us about our imaginary friend, 'Juan Kerr'.
approved Aug 3 2005, submitted Aug 1 2005 by David Ring