The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Neal Vomit
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I don't remember much about the plot, either, apart from one scene in the first episode where 'egg' was mis-spelled 'eeg' in an ad in a local newsagent's window.
approved Oct 23 2007, submitted Oct 1 2006 by Neal Vomit
I once overheard another kid at playtime say "I'm telling miss that you said F-U-K" and for years after, I though 'fuck' was spelled 'F-U-K'. Embarrassingly, it was my nan who finally corrected me when I dutifully pointed out some misspelled graffiti in the park. Fuking know-it-all.
approved Dec 12 2005, submitted Nov 7 2005 by Neal Vomit
When we were five, Daniel Davies and I would drop our pencils under the table during handwriting practice, and spend the pencil-recovery time looking up the girls' skirts.

'Magic Table' caught on so well that when the teacher left the room, dozens of pencils would clatter to the floor and all of the boys would congregate underneath the table.

It grew so popular that the girls started to do it too, and thus the "Magic Table" vanished in a puff of logic.
approved Sep 21 2005, submitted Sep 9 2005 by Neal Vomit