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A moment of Python-inspired theatre. During a German lesson, two lads, (uncomfirmed rumours suggest one was Simon Goddard), appeared at the window, wearing homemade Ku Klux Klan outfits. One traditional white, the other an adventurous black. The white Klan member proceeded to 'kill' the black Klan member with a plastic halloween axe. Then they both dropped out of sight, before popping up in front of the bemused (and probably a bit freaked out) class with a local election 'Vote Labour' sign they had nicked form a nearby garden. They then sprinted off past the bus stop and out of sight. This incident led to a local inquiry.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Name Withheld
TV advert jingle composed in a music lesson by school musical geniuses Tim Marlowe, Alex Tigh and metal type Andy Gibblin. It went as follows. Singer A: Do you like bulbous beans? Singer B: Yes, I like bulbous beans. Singers A+B: So come along and get some bulbous beans! Cue jazz bongo drum solo, which continued until the teacher stopped it. A sublime and oft copied music moment.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Name Withheld