The Law of the Playground
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Fictional purveyors of Chocolate Spread. Invented by Martin Gibbs for a jingle in a music lesson: Did you have your tea last night? Yes I did, it taste like shite. There's my mum, she's having a fag. Get my lunch you stupid slag! The one thing I like on my bread Is Violent Ben's new chocolate spread. The Violent Ben range later went on to include the scrotal masticator and pump-action granny raper.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Igor
The hypothetical slut-mother of Ross Foal that formed the basis of a year of South Park-esque abuse. This peaked with the presentation of a framed picture of Ross's Bitchy Mum to Ross himself. The next year the theme of the abuse was "why is Ross so deformed?"
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Igor