The Law of the Playground
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In days of old when knights were bold,
And johnnies weren't invented.
They had to wrap their cocks in socks,
To keep the wives contented.
Towards the end of the Dark Ages, women were becoming more aware of their own sexual needs. Here we see how early sock contraception could be adapted to heighten and enhance the pleasure for both partners, as well as preventing unwanted babies and AIDS.
approved Dec 6 2005, submitted Nov 24 2005 by Name Withheld
My mate Greg Jolley was the undisputed master of barrrrrrn! Whatever he mimed, whatever he was describing, this all-purpose sound effect would be in there somewhere. Examples...
(Describing an episode of Hammer House of Horror) "And the hitch-hiker raises his hand up to the bloke's face like this, barrrrrrn..."
"And this massive aeroplane went barrrrrrn..."
"And then this bloke came out and I went 'peg it!' and we went barrrrrrn..."
approved Nov 25 2005, submitted Nov 23 2005 by Name Withheld