The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Kit Kat
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A sock on a cats head is officially the most hilarious thing known to humanity, as the cat in question will automatically go into retarded-driver-reverse mode and shuffle slowly backwards, bumping into things and making odd growly noises. The fun is spoiled, naturally, when parents arrive.
Although this board condones no form of animal cruelty, cats are the excepton. They SO reckon they're IT.
approved Feb 17 2006, submitted Feb 13 2006 by Kit Kat
The school caretaker, however, is always a paedophile. Remember that. Remember it and remember how a shy smile can get you a free Mars bar.
approved Feb 14 2006, submitted Feb 4 2006 by Kit Kat