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Way beyond the nipple gripple, and in the sun-scorched lands beyond the purple durple is the UT3. It's the only titty twister you'll see performed in the oil fields of the USA. It's the Ultimate Texan Titty Twister, and requires a synchronised dual titty twist of at least 180 degrees.
approved Oct 14 2011, submitted Apr 26 2006 by Name Withheld
For us, Fuck evolved to a fantastically risky advanced level, in which each player had use a different - and filthier - swear each time. This lent the game a delicious creative edge, and led to furious debate on one occasion as to whether 'tuna taco' was a worthy follow up to 'minge'.
approved Apr 19 2006, submitted Apr 18 2006 by Name Withheld
The 5 layers of the atmosphere are: Troposphere, Stratosphere, Mesosphere, Thermosphere and Exosphere.

I remember those because of a great mnemonic: The Straight Man's Testicles Exploded.

Jamie says:
Are we having fun yet?
approved Jul 23 2006, submitted Apr 17 2006 by Name Withheld
Good, clean fun that also helps control the population.
Nutshots was a game played over a three year period and involved a random, sudden and totally unexpected kick or punch to the testicles. The nutshot could come at any time of day or night. A strong emphasis on creativity - for example an out-of-the-blue backfist into the crotch during conversation - ensured that the tension and excitement of nutshots remained at a premium.
approved Aug 27 2006, submitted Apr 16 2006 by Name Withheld