The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Mark Patterson
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Any chase is demeaned to futile absurdity if observers shout "wacca wacca wacca", a la Pacman. It certainly worked when our Physics teacher was chasing Filthy Scott (so called because he would put his finger up his arse and wipe it on your blazer) around the lab. In the end he gave up and just threw wooden sink covers at him.
approved Dec 10 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Mark Patterson