The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Barry Bingle
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A non-racist version of Hello Pakistani featuring the inexpensive adventures of Mrs Smith's hole. And a jam roll.

Hello Mrs Smith
Can I have a penny whiff
of your hole
(sniff sniff)
Jam roll
(sniff sniff)
Does it smell
(sniff sniff)

approved Feb 11 2013, submitted Nov 16 2012 by Barry Bingle