The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Shamim Cortazzi
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A game which simply involves holding your hands up to your face in that way that makes it look like you're wearing glasses, you know what I mean, and pretending that you can see girls' knickers. Also claim that they have wet themselves.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Shamim Cortazzi
An offshoot of graffiti art, thought to originate in schools around Leicester. Often using twigs or lollipop sticks, urban artists would find fresh dog shit and thrust the sticks into the poo. What remained was both a work of art, and an Excalibur-style weapon, for a brave child to withdraw and wave around threateningly. Such a brave child had to be very careful of the "double dipper"
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Shamim Cortazzi
A rude expression of disbelief at the previous statement. Also the practice of fucking a girl, called Ada, who would be very old and nasty.
A conceivable conversation;
"Where's Peter?"
"Fucking Ada."
"Fucking Ada? Fucking Ada!"
approved Dec 11 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Shamim Cortazzi