The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Steve Gibbs
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If you smell very bad then it can be suggested that you shower by standing under a colander that your father is pissing into.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Steve Gibbs
It stands for greasy bum sex, but when you ask someone whether they like G.B.S., they don't know that. You should not tell them this until they have openly said that they like G.B.S. in front of many people. Including their parents, who will be shocked and disappointed at their son's hitherto undiscovered fetish.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Steve Gibbs