The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
gordon riot
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The school's entire collection of colour plates from old National Geographic magazines was decimated in a single term when we discovered they made superb paper aeroplanes, especially when they have cocktail sticks wedged into the nose.
approved Feb 22 2003, submitted Feb 19 2003 by gordon riot
Indelible make-up is very funny until a particularly waggish group of your school chums pins you down on the cricket field and gives you a full Groucho Marx job just half an hour before your GCSE German oral exam is due to start. Fortunately, you can't fail GCSE German just for turning up to the exam looking like a complete tit.
approved Dec 14 2002, submitted Dec 14 2002 by gordon riot