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Combination of 'quadroplegic' and 'donkey'. And that's it.
approved Jan 24 2003, submitted Jan 9 2003 by Unta Falozzi
An alternative version of the Popeye song still has him living in a caravan, but adds a healthy dose of generational incest for good measure:

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I live with my granny
And play with her fanny
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
approved Dec 27 2002, submitted Dec 23 2002 by Unta Falozzi