The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Kirsty Bennett
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Onomatopoeic; a blow job. Funnier since Ikea took it up as an advertising slogan. Incidentally, the only real naughtiness in the IKEA catalogue is the RIMMA guest towel.
approved Feb 5 2003, submitted Jan 30 2003 by Kirsty Bennett
Unpopular children who would come to school with bags full of sweets in a pathetic attempt to ingratiate themselves with the more popular, infinitely richer, and therefore fundamentally better kids.
approved May 6 2003, submitted Jan 30 2003 by Kirsty Bennett