The Law of the Playground
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The extended version is 'pakis don't come in tins, they come in busloads from bristol.'
approved May 13 2003, submitted Mar 1 2003 by blee anne
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How do you get a hundred Ethiopians into a telephone box? Put a tin of sardines in it.

How do you get a hundred Ethiopians out of a telephone box? Run past with a tin opener.
approved Sep 25 2011, submitted Feb 11 2003 by blee anne
Also called spit backs, for plainly obvious reasons, you idiot.
approved Feb 25 2003, submitted Feb 8 2003 by blee anne