The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
rob harris
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To punch thee
Prelude to punching someone in the chest, or the face if you like. Can be prevented by getting a punch in first - like most things, really.
approved Aug 9 2004, submitted Feb 16 2003 by rob harris
Although there wasn't a teacher in the cupboard, we would convince the child that there was before locking him in there.
That was the cue for the other pupil who was in the cupboard to start hurling ink and paper at him, and shout teacherly things like "You, BOY!" at him.
Surprising fun for those outside the cupboard, who got to hear the shouting and watch a cupboard rattle around for a bit.
approved May 13 2003, submitted Feb 12 2003 by rob harris