The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Chris Warren
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What you get after removing the limbs of a Daddy Long Legs. They still fly, you know.
approved Apr 29 2003, submitted Mar 19 2003 by Chris Warren
There is a common myth that seagulls explode if you feed them Alka Seltzer. They don't.
However, it's such a cool urban legend that it has to be worth a try...
approved May 19 2003, submitted Mar 19 2003 by Chris Warren
The monster that we had to be during a session of Live Role-Playing.
This involved us waiting for an hour in a damp cave for the bold party of adventurers, being restricted to a naff sideways movement, and having five lads with wooden swords twat you long after your Hit Points had technically disappeared.
Another reason to hate role-playing scum.
approved Mar 11 2003, submitted Mar 10 2003 by Chris Warren
An example of this was a boy in my year dubbed banana boobs, he was skinny but had these odd protruding nipples which sucked his games t-shirt in at the end. I would have laughed more but I happened to be a fat shit with tits myself.
approved Apr 30 2003, submitted Feb 18 2003 by Chris Warren
When stories of third nipples circulate at the same time as you are being taught about dinosaurs, the Triceratit will be born.
approved May 19 2003, submitted Feb 18 2003 by Chris Warren