The Law of the Playground
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My friend accidentally trod on a sparrow as we were walking along the lane to school. Readers may be interested to know that sparrows go 'crunch' and not 'splat'. I didn't look at its eyes.
approved Apr 10 2005, submitted Dec 23 2003 by Name Withheld
My friend's dad - a vicar - had to pray to see if she was allowed to go to a Hallowe'en party.
He also prayed to see if she could have a hamster.
approved Jan 19 2004, submitted Dec 22 2003 by Name Withheld