The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
John Kelly
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The game whereby you kick the crap anyone in your school yard upon the sighting of a gas van. The only protection from a gas van attack is to shout "Gas Van no rebounds" loud enough that enough people hear you. Gas van drivers probably have quite a pessimistic view of childrens behaviour, seeing more than their fair share of mindless violence.
approved Mar 14 2003, submitted Mar 11 2003 by John Kelly