The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Emma Claire
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The cry i was greeted with every morning on entering the common room. By everyone. Eventually I learned to accept it. They even sang 'Happy Birthday' to me once. It wasn't my birthday.
approved May 1 2003, submitted Mar 31 2003 by Emma Claire
A person sitting in a chair is thrown into the air. Now, this is pretty dangerous, so everyone observing this should help out by shouting "Doooom!" This game will be stopped with an assembly when Phil Taylor goes through the ceiling.
approved Apr 29 2003, submitted Mar 31 2003 by Emma Claire