The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
David Bailey
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There was a lady who was 69 (type 69) who wanted to be 22, (type 22) but the Doctor could only make her 25. (type 25) He gave her some pills and told her to take one (type 1), eight times (multiply by eight) a day, and when she woke up the next day, she found she was... (press equals, turn calculator upside-down)
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by David Bailey