The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Walrus
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Correcting the biological ommissions in textbooks with the correct genetalia. Bonus points if the photograph allowed for acts of copulation or fellatio, or if someone was in the background with a surprised look on their face.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Walrus
On our estate there was this gang of hard lads who were made up of kids from broken homes, and the like. The comically fuckwitted Davie Dunn was one of these lads. One day, they were all skiving school and watching Enter the Dragon, while Davie decided to play with cat in the next room. The day after, the cat had kittens. Turning a blind eye to the logic of a human/feline hybrid conceived and born in just 24 hours, Davie Dunn became notorious as the man who fathered a litter of kittens.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Walrus